I present you “The Electric Bath Duck“. This rubber duck seems to have one purpose and one purpose only. Aside from the slow and insidious threat of phthalates, this rubber ducky is designed to give you instaneous results: electrocution.

As morose as some may find it, there are a variety of ways to get the job done, and the suicide rubber ducky has to be close to the bottom of the list when it comes to resource consumption and carbon emissions which makes it once of the least eco-friendly deaths around. First, there’s the wasted bathtub full of water, then the wasted kilowatts of electricity — especially if that power was generated from a coal fired plant.