Something to meditate
September 14th, 2009 by Rene Zuleta34 funny things to discuss over some drinks. I received this in an email. Don’t know if the author (Steven Wright) is accurate but here it is:
- I’d kill for a Nobel Peace Prize.
- Borrow money from pessimists — they don’t expect it back.
- Half the people you know are below average.
- 99% of lawyers give the rest a bad name.
- 82.7% of all statistics are made up on the spot.
