Something to meditate

September 14th, 2009 by Rene Zuleta

34 funny things to discuss over some drinks. I received this in an email. Don’t know if the author (Steven Wright) is accurate but here it is:

  1. I’d kill for a Nobel Peace Prize.
  2. Borrow money from pessimists — they don’t expect it back.
  3. Half the people you know are below average.
  4. 99% of lawyers give the rest a bad name.
  5. 82.7% of all statistics are made up on the spot.